The pictures below are used to test the level of stress a person can
handle. One teacher said, "I felt like they were all moving...but
slowly. Kind of like, they were breathing." The slower the pictures
move, the better your ability of handling stress. Alleged criminals
that were tested see them spinning around madly; however, senior
citizens and kids see them standing still. FYI ... None of these
images are animated - they are perfectly static!
OK, now that you have
flunked the stress test, don't panic! There is now, through
the miracles of modern medical science, a new medication available.
Treatment is now available so why wait another day? Make an
appointment with your personal health care provider (and that's
another thing....whatever happened to doctors???) and see if this
new medication is right for you. Below is a copy of the ad
that will be in all the media soon.
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Once your personal health
care provider (here we go again...is there a doctor in the house?)
has determined that this new medication will enhance your outlook on
life, a follow-up visit is required where you will be hooked up to
the latest in medical technologies to determine the medications
effectiveness. Anything but the output displayed below is
unacceptable.
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Now get out there and
enjoy life!!
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