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The 1st kind of sex is
called Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue
in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called
Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have
been with your partner for a long
time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in
your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called
Hallway Sex.
This is when you have
been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw
you."
The 5th kind of sex is called
Religious Sex.
This is when you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called
Courtroom Sex.
This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
The 7th kind of sex
is called
Social Security Sex.
You get a
little each month. But not enough
to live on.
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