WHAT IT MEANS

 

: WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

 
 1. Yes = No
 2. No = Yes
 3. Maybe = No
 4. We need = I want
 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


: MEN'S ENGLISH:

 
 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
 3 . I am tired = I am tired
 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay