My girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My
girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and
low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was
near anyone else.
One day little sister
calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to
be married, and she had feeling and desires for me that she could
not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in
total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs
to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and
get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door
and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My
future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story
is: Always keep your condoms in your car!