The pictures below are used to test the level of stress a person can handle. One teacher said, "I felt like they were all moving...but slowly. Kind of like, they were breathing." The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress. Alleged criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly; however, senior citizens and kids see them standing still. FYI ... None of these images are animated - they are perfectly static!





OK, now that you have flunked the stress test, don't panic!  There is now, through the miracles of modern medical science, a new medication available.  Treatment is now available so why wait another day?  Make an appointment with your personal health care provider (and that's another thing....whatever happened to doctors???) and see if this new medication is right for you.  Below is a copy of the ad that will be in all the media soon.



Once your personal health care provider (here we go there a doctor in the house?) has determined that this new medication will enhance your outlook on life, a follow-up visit is required where you will be hooked up to the latest in medical technologies to determine the medications effectiveness.  Anything but the output displayed below is unacceptable.



Now get out there and enjoy life!!